This seems so patently obvious to those of us over the age of, say, 26 that it hardly bears repeating, but when I think back to, say, April of my senior year in college, it did not seem obvious at all, much less patently.
— Doree buries the lede. It takes two pages to tell us that your assistantship experience sucked because maybe you were, um, an idiot? But that does prove your thesis that Ivy League entitlement and uselessness is not only not contradictory, but perhaps mandated. Are you people really that fucking stupid?